My tire was thumping.
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
Looking back over the years
that we’ve been together,
Congratulations on your wedding day!
How could two people as beautiful as you
I‘ve always wanted to have someone to hold,
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go…
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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You look great for your age.
You always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time.
Waddaya say we stop?
I’m so miserable without you,
It’s almost like you’re here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
Pawkey’s take: Uncle Dad… is my favorite